Your brain on code
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're writing code or speaking to someone attractive.
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If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

True happiness comes from closing 100 chrome tabs after solving an obscure programming bug, not from someone else.
Why do Java developers have bad vision?
Why do Java developers have bad vision?

Because they don't C#